This may look to you like a standard NHL “power rankings” but let me assure you, friend, that it is anything but. These rankings are based entirely on how I feel about a team’s chances of winning the Cup, meaning you can’t tell me I’m wrong because these are my feelings and feelings can’t be wrong.

Please enjoy the Power Feelings.

31. Ottawa Senators

So a couple quick peeks behind the curtain on this one, while we meander through the teams everyone knows stink out loud.

First: I consider this season to be extremely fake. Between half the teams playing way fewer games than the rest, other teams playing without some of their best players, the fact that everything is being played in-division, the 56-game schedule, etc. etc. etc., I don’t know how anyone can take any of the comings and goings of t