This may look to you like a standard NHL “power rankings” but let me assure you, friend, that it is anything but. These rankings are based entirely on how I feel about a team’s chances of winning the Cup, meaning you can’t tell me I’m wrong because these are my feelings and feelings can’t be wrong.

Please enjoy the Power Feelings.

32. Columbus Blue Jackets (Last time: 24)

Woof! They have two regulation wins from their first 12 games! I didn't think they'd be particularly good this year but absolutely everything has gone wrong for them. It's unbelievable how bad they are in basically every facet of the game.

31. Chicago (LT: 29)

They started out 4-2-0 and all the locals were like "Well well well, they're doing better than everyone thought they would!" Then they lost five of six, with the only wi