This may look to you like a standard NHL “power rankings” but let me assure you, friend, that it is anything but. These rankings are based entirely on how I feel about a team’s chances of winning the Cup, meaning you can’t tell me I’m wrong because these are my feelings and feelings can’t be wrong.

Please enjoy the Power Feelings.

32. Chicago (LT: 31)

I'm sure it's happened in the past but I definitely don't remember it: These guys got zero points on the standings over the last two weeks. Everyone else won at least one game. Boy these guys stink!

31. Arizona Coyotes (Last time: 32)

They've turned their new arena into something of a fortress but if you actually watch this team play, it's pretty grim.

30. Anaheim Ducks (LT: 30)

These guys don't even have a fortress. You look at the roster and the r