This may look to you like a standard NHL “power rankings” but let me assure you, friend, that it is anything but. These rankings are based entirely on how I feel about a team’s chances of winning the Cup, meaning you can’t tell me I’m wrong because these are my feelings and feelings can’t be wrong.

Please enjoy the Power Feelings.

32. Arizona Coyotes (Last time: 31) 

It would take a minor miracle for this team to actually catch Chicago or Anaheim at the bottom of the standings, but if the rumours are true that they're willing to trade their very solid goaltender and their best defencemen, look out below.

31. Columbus Blue Jackets (LT: 29)

I thought they would be bad this year, despite adding Johnny Gaudreau in the summer, but adding in some serious injuries made them, like, unbelievably bad. Th