This may look to you like a standard NHL “power rankings” but let me assure you, friend, that it is anything but. These rankings are based entirely on how I feel about a team’s chances of winning the Cup, meaning you can’t tell me I’m wrong because these are my feelings and feelings can’t be wrong.

Please enjoy the Power Feelings.

32. Columbus Blue Jackets (Last time: 31) 

Things are grim (3-7-2 in the past month or so) and, based on how many guys they're probably going to try to offload in the next couple weeks, they're likely to get worse. Not sure how people watch this team every night. However…

31. Arizona Coyotes (LT: 32)

… I reserve the right to put the Coyotes right back in 32nd as soon as the Jakob Chychrun trade, and others, go through. If you strip this team of the players other teams