This may look to you like a standard NHL “power rankings” but let me assure you, friend, that it is anything but. These rankings are based entirely on how I feel about a team’s chances of winning the Cup, meaning you can’t tell me I’m wrong because these are my feelings and feelings can’t be wrong.

Please enjoy the Power Feelings.

32. San Jose Sharks (Last time: 27) 

Man, you look at this roster and it's bleak. A few good players but a lot of bad ones, especially on the blue line and in goal. Not sure how this could go even remotely well.

31. Anaheim Ducks (LT: 32)

I want to be higher on these guys than I am, and I am certainly going to allow for there to be some steps forward for their young players, but the veterans on this team just aren't that good and I don't know how much I want to buy it