This may look to you like a standard NHL “power rankings” but let me assure you, friend, that it is anything but. These rankings are based entirely on how I feel about a team’s chances of winning the Cup, meaning you can’t tell me I’m wrong because these are my feelings and feelings can’t be wrong.

Please enjoy the Power Feelings.

32. San Jose Sharks (Last time: 32)

I briefly thought I might have to move the Sharks (who are .500 in the last month or so) to 31st but then Chicago beat Colorado to move out of dead last so here we are. No surprises.

31. Chicago (LT: 30)

Struggling to remember a team that lost this consistently and are also this fun to watch. No one has any illusions about what this team is and yet they're not out of place on national TV.

30. Columbus Blue Jackets (LT: 31)

I just can'