This may look to you like a standard NHL “power rankings” but let me assure you, friend, that it is anything but. These rankings are based entirely on how I feel about a team’s chances of winning the Cup, meaning you can’t tell me I’m wrong because these are my feelings and feelings can’t be wrong.

Please enjoy the Power Feelings.

32. San Jose Sharks (Last time: 32)

The good news: They snapped a 12-game losing streak. The bad news: They're already on another three-game losing streak. Seven regulation wins in 45 games. I would have thought it's impossible to be this bad.

31. Chicago (LT: 31)

Their underlying numbers in the last months or so are worse than the Sharks'. Think about that.

30. Anaheim Ducks (LT: 29)

And these guys have the same points percentage in that stretch as Chicago. Woof.

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