This may look to you like a standard NHL “power rankings” but let me assure you, friend, that it is anything but. These rankings are based entirely on how I feel about a team’s chances of winning the Cup, meaning you can’t tell me I’m wrong because these are my feelings and feelings can’t be wrong.

Please enjoy the Power Feelings.

32. San Jose Sharks (Last time: 31)

Since the last Power Feelings, the Sharks have a .154 points percentage. I don't think there's been anything close to that bad since they lost what was, if I remember right, 26 games in a row. Just an awful team. Can't imagine having any fun watching these guys.

31. Anaheim Ducks (LT: 30)

Anaheim, meanwhile, has a .269 points percentage but, somehow, only a 38ish percent expected-goals share. The bottom has really dropped out on the